do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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