Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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