Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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