Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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