She's JV to your varsity
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
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