Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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