I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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