Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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