Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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