Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Help. Why am I so naked?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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