walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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