How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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