Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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