How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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