I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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