He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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