if i can run in heels then i can drive
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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