Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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