When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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