come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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