How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm getting married
To pizza
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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