There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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