if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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