Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
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