I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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