Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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