Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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