if you like me you must not know who I am
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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