Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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