i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We left the knife in your bed.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
