I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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