I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize