If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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