I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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