just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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