I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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