The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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