Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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