I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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