i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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