You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
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