Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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