Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The Olympian is in my bed
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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