I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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