Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Someone signed my nipple.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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