What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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