Joe is yelling at the trees again.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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