Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
as a side note pls kill me
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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