He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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