With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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