i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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