Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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