your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
im calling her cock vulture from now on
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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