don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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