You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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